Revolutionary Road

Things I learned from Revolutionary Road:

DON’T GET MARRIED

DON’T GET A 9-5 JOB

DON’T HAVE CHILDREN

DON’T MOVE TO THE SUBURBS

If  you somehow fuck up and stumble into one of the above situations:

DON’T HAVE DREAMS

DRINK AND SMOKE INCESSANTLY, EVEN IF YOU ARE PREGGERS

DON’T HOPE FOR ANYTHING NEW OR DIFFERENT IN YOUR LIFE

THE ONLY WAY OUT IS DEATH

Seriously,  I need a prescription to Valium or lithium or Prozac after watching that. I am also even more frightened of women.

Dammit. Maybe worse than Requiem for a Dream, if only that the scenario will happen to 70% of my friends. Compared with only 65% with the heroin. Just kidding mom.

7 johnny walker gold bottles drank by 4 characters in this movie per day/10 strictly for the movie making and acting, i want to put a nail in my brain.

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